People: [Matthew Ashby] or my brother Matt, and [You] aka me
What: half facetious, partially serious, slightly edited, totally awesome conversation with Matt
Place: Hum Ref Workroom computer
Time: Approximately 4-5 p.m. on Friday, October 8, 2010
How: Facebook chat
[Matthew Ashby]
4:07pm
sup?
[You]
4:07pm
nm
[Matthew Ashby]
4:07pm
good good
[You]
4:07pm
just chillin in the library while waiting for an hour for sarah lutz
[Matthew Ashby]
4:08pm
yeah me too
[You]
4:08pm
you're waiting for sarah lutz?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:08pm
except for the waiting thing
you didn't let me finish
so how is spencer?
[You]
4:09pm
awesome
***
[Matthew Ashby]
4:10pm
are you going to divine comedy?
[You]
4:10pm
false
we've already had this conversation
[Matthew Ashby]
4:11pm
i know i was just hoping your answer had changed
[You]
4:11pm
well, if you get me a ticket for tonight, i will go
it's not like i don't want to go
[Matthew Ashby]
4:11pm
i will forsake my date for tomorrow and take you instead
[You]
4:12pm
really?
except for the fact that i don't know if i'm willing to forsake my date for tomorrow to go with you
[Matthew Ashby]
4:12pm
uh no that was a joke
do i really look like the kind of guy that would give up a date for his sister?
[You]
4:13pm
nope
do i look like the type of girl that would give up a date with my boyfriend for my brother?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:13pm
I'll just have to tell you how absolutely funny it was and make you feel really bad that you didn't get tickets
your gross
[You]
4:14pm
whatever
[Matthew Ashby]
4:14pm
sisters should not talk about these things to their brothers
***
[Matthew Ashby]
4:17pm
so its pretty awesome that paul was in sociology today huh?
[You]
4:17pm
i guess
[Matthew Ashby]
4:17pm
what i guess?!
[You]
4:17pm
it's pretty awesome that that 30 minute nap was in sociology today
[Matthew Ashby]
4:18pm
you are sinner, I would never sleep in class
[You]
4:18pm
psh
liar
[Matthew Ashby]
4:18pm
except for maybe today
and a few other classes
[You]
4:19pm
hahaha
[Matthew Ashby]
4:20pm
so what are your thoughts about seeing eye dogs?
[You]
4:21pm
warum?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:22pm
warum nicht?
[You]
4:22pm
uh...it's kinda weird that we're talking about this
but i'm fine with them?
what am i supposed to say?
i don't think they're bad
they help people
win-win
win
[Matthew Ashby]
4:23pm
that they are a horrible menace to society and that they should be abolished
[You]
4:24pm
is that what you think
[Matthew Ashby]
4:24pm
win-win-lose
the dogs are mistreated
why should they have to live their lives as somebody's eyes in forced slavery\
[You]
4:25pm
who says they aren't willing to help out?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:25pm
the dogs are on a leash!
[You]
4:26pm
because he needs to lead the human!
[Matthew Ashby]
So I was having a conversation with Brett the other day, and we were talking about our most embarrassing moments, but I don't think I have any.. What would you say?
[You]
4:27pm
I have a ht
hat
or is your name mutt
[Matthew Ashby]
4:28pm
that wasn't really that embarrassing though....
[You]
4:29pm
it's dang funny
i don't really have any embarrassing moments either
[Matthew Ashby]
4:29pm
no there has to be some time, maybe when I was really little?
[You]
4:30pm
i already gave you my two
[Matthew Ashby]
4:31pm
uhhhh, fine, that doesn't give me a whole lot to go off of
[You]
4:31pm
ok
[Matthew Ashby]
4:32pm
so i was making myself a sandwich the other day
and i realized I was out of bread, so I just ate rolled up ham and chees
cheese
it was good
[You]
4:33pm
ok
i was eating food the other day and realized that i was still hungry
so i ate more food
right now i am hangry
[Matthew Ashby]
4:34pm
me too, uhhhhh, stupid homework
did you see the new harry potter trailer?
[You]
4:36pm
nope
heard it's good
i know
don't judge
[Matthew Ashby]
4:36pm
you should watch it
[You]
4:36pm
ok
***
so are in love with EDITED?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:41pm
i don't know, I'm inclined to say no. I'm in love with this girl named EDITED
[You]
4:42pm
yeah?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:42pm
she's in my ward, she's really cool
[You]
4:42pm
are you guys going to get married?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:43pm
probably not because she's a redhead, and you know how redheads are
[You]
4:43pm
they're awesome
[Matthew Ashby]
I don't know
but she's actually really cool
[You]
4:44pm
and you're in love with her
[Matthew Ashby]
4:44pm
hopefully I'll have some good news to share with you later next week
***
[You]
4:46pm
really.
so good news = she is waiting for you on your mission and you'll come back and get married?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:47pm
no cause she's a redhead
[You]
4:47pm
ok...
why can't you marry a redhead?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:47pm
I would feel too much like harry marrying ginny
***
[You]
you can't feel like harry potter
1) no lightning bolt scar
2) no magical powers--i'd know if you'd've gone to hogwarts
3) you have never even met Lord Voldy
4) you don't have black hair or green eyes
5) your best friend doesn't have red hair, and you woulnd't be marrying his sister
[Matthew Ashby]
4:49pm
yes to the holding hands, no to the magical powers statement
[You]
4:49pm
(please don't marry lindsey)
you do not have magical powers
p.s. i am fb stalking her
[Matthew Ashby]
4:50pm
don't talk to her though
[You]
4:50pm
um. why not?
also. why would i?
i'm not going to add her as a friend. unless i actually meet her in real life
that'd be creepy otherwise
[Matthew Ashby]
4:51pm
good, as long as you follow the unwritten facebook stalking code
[You]
4:52pm
of course
you can't tell me that you haven't fb stalked people
[Matthew Ashby]
4:53pm
i have, but i follow the code
[You]
4:53pm
of course
[Matthew Ashby]
4:55pm
so yeah
[You]
4:55pm
cool
you didn't answer all my questiosn though
[Matthew Ashby]
4:55pm
which one?
[You]
4:55pm
and what's her major? she's from idaho, i see. what are her life ambitions?
hoping to be officially dating next week?
she is your date this weekend, i'm assuming?
those are the questions you didn't answer
would i like her? is she funny? does she play rook and settlers?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:56pm
She works at the paleontology museum
hopefully to #1
yes#2
She wants to be a music director
[You]
4:57pm
so...she works with dinosaur bones. that's cool. and she's a music major?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:57pm
she's fun
yes
[You]
4:58pm
cool cool
when do i get to meet her?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:58pm
Not until after the fact
[You]
4:58pm
can we double sometime if the fact happens?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:58pm
sure, that would be cool
[You]
4:58pm
k i think that would be cool too
but i need to go now
we will talk more later.
auf wiedersehen
[Matthew Ashby]
4:59pm
ok we will indeed have to talk later
4:07pm
sup?
[You]
4:07pm
nm
[Matthew Ashby]
4:07pm
good good
[You]
4:07pm
just chillin in the library while waiting for an hour for sarah lutz
[Matthew Ashby]
4:08pm
yeah me too
[You]
4:08pm
you're waiting for sarah lutz?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:08pm
except for the waiting thing
you didn't let me finish
so how is spencer?
[You]
4:09pm
awesome
***
[Matthew Ashby]
4:10pm
are you going to divine comedy?
[You]
4:10pm
false
we've already had this conversation
[Matthew Ashby]
4:11pm
i know i was just hoping your answer had changed
[You]
4:11pm
well, if you get me a ticket for tonight, i will go
it's not like i don't want to go
[Matthew Ashby]
4:11pm
i will forsake my date for tomorrow and take you instead
[You]
4:12pm
really?
except for the fact that i don't know if i'm willing to forsake my date for tomorrow to go with you
[Matthew Ashby]
4:12pm
uh no that was a joke
do i really look like the kind of guy that would give up a date for his sister?
[You]
4:13pm
nope
do i look like the type of girl that would give up a date with my boyfriend for my brother?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:13pm
I'll just have to tell you how absolutely funny it was and make you feel really bad that you didn't get tickets
your gross
[You]
4:14pm
whatever
[Matthew Ashby]
4:14pm
sisters should not talk about these things to their brothers
***
[Matthew Ashby]
4:17pm
so its pretty awesome that paul was in sociology today huh?
[You]
4:17pm
i guess
[Matthew Ashby]
4:17pm
what i guess?!
[You]
4:17pm
it's pretty awesome that that 30 minute nap was in sociology today
[Matthew Ashby]
4:18pm
you are sinner, I would never sleep in class
[You]
4:18pm
psh
liar
[Matthew Ashby]
4:18pm
except for maybe today
and a few other classes
[You]
4:19pm
hahaha
[Matthew Ashby]
4:20pm
so what are your thoughts about seeing eye dogs?
[You]
4:21pm
warum?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:22pm
warum nicht?
[You]
4:22pm
uh...it's kinda weird that we're talking about this
but i'm fine with them?
what am i supposed to say?
i don't think they're bad
they help people
win-win
win
[Matthew Ashby]
4:23pm
that they are a horrible menace to society and that they should be abolished
[You]
4:24pm
is that what you think
[Matthew Ashby]
4:24pm
win-win-lose
the dogs are mistreated
why should they have to live their lives as somebody's eyes in forced slavery\
[You]
4:25pm
who says they aren't willing to help out?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:25pm
the dogs are on a leash!
[You]
4:26pm
because he needs to lead the human!
[Matthew Ashby]
So I was having a conversation with Brett the other day, and we were talking about our most embarrassing moments, but I don't think I have any.. What would you say?
[You]
4:27pm
I have a ht
hat
or is your name mutt
[Matthew Ashby]
4:28pm
that wasn't really that embarrassing though....
[You]
4:29pm
it's dang funny
i don't really have any embarrassing moments either
[Matthew Ashby]
4:29pm
no there has to be some time, maybe when I was really little?
[You]
4:30pm
i already gave you my two
[Matthew Ashby]
4:31pm
uhhhh, fine, that doesn't give me a whole lot to go off of
[You]
4:31pm
ok
[Matthew Ashby]
4:32pm
so i was making myself a sandwich the other day
and i realized I was out of bread, so I just ate rolled up ham and chees
cheese
it was good
[You]
4:33pm
ok
i was eating food the other day and realized that i was still hungry
so i ate more food
right now i am hangry
[Matthew Ashby]
4:34pm
me too, uhhhhh, stupid homework
did you see the new harry potter trailer?
[You]
4:36pm
nope
heard it's good
i know
don't judge
[Matthew Ashby]
4:36pm
you should watch it
[You]
4:36pm
ok
***
so are in love with EDITED?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:41pm
i don't know, I'm inclined to say no. I'm in love with this girl named EDITED
[You]
4:42pm
yeah?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:42pm
she's in my ward, she's really cool
[You]
4:42pm
are you guys going to get married?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:43pm
probably not because she's a redhead, and you know how redheads are
[You]
4:43pm
they're awesome
[Matthew Ashby]
I don't know
but she's actually really cool
[You]
4:44pm
and you're in love with her
[Matthew Ashby]
4:44pm
hopefully I'll have some good news to share with you later next week
***
[You]
4:46pm
really.
so good news = she is waiting for you on your mission and you'll come back and get married?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:47pm
no cause she's a redhead
[You]
4:47pm
ok...
why can't you marry a redhead?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:47pm
I would feel too much like harry marrying ginny
***
[You]
you can't feel like harry potter
1) no lightning bolt scar
2) no magical powers--i'd know if you'd've gone to hogwarts
3) you have never even met Lord Voldy
4) you don't have black hair or green eyes
5) your best friend doesn't have red hair, and you woulnd't be marrying his sister
[Matthew Ashby]
4:49pm
yes to the holding hands, no to the magical powers statement
[You]
4:49pm
(please don't marry lindsey)
you do not have magical powers
p.s. i am fb stalking her
[Matthew Ashby]
4:50pm
don't talk to her though
[You]
4:50pm
um. why not?
also. why would i?
i'm not going to add her as a friend. unless i actually meet her in real life
that'd be creepy otherwise
[Matthew Ashby]
4:51pm
good, as long as you follow the unwritten facebook stalking code
[You]
4:52pm
of course
you can't tell me that you haven't fb stalked people
[Matthew Ashby]
4:53pm
i have, but i follow the code
[You]
4:53pm
of course
[Matthew Ashby]
4:55pm
so yeah
[You]
4:55pm
cool
you didn't answer all my questiosn though
[Matthew Ashby]
4:55pm
which one?
[You]
4:55pm
and what's her major? she's from idaho, i see. what are her life ambitions?
hoping to be officially dating next week?
she is your date this weekend, i'm assuming?
those are the questions you didn't answer
would i like her? is she funny? does she play rook and settlers?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:56pm
She works at the paleontology museum
hopefully to #1
yes#2
She wants to be a music director
[You]
4:57pm
so...she works with dinosaur bones. that's cool. and she's a music major?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:57pm
she's fun
yes
[You]
4:58pm
cool cool
when do i get to meet her?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:58pm
Not until after the fact
[You]
4:58pm
can we double sometime if the fact happens?
[Matthew Ashby]
4:58pm
sure, that would be cool
[You]
4:58pm
k i think that would be cool too
but i need to go now
we will talk more later.
auf wiedersehen
[Matthew Ashby]
4:59pm
ok we will indeed have to talk later
1 comment:
Dude, Matt, redheads are the bomb diggity. No pun intended with the diggity, seeing as she works at a paleontology museum. But seriously--you could totally marry a redhead.
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